Yosemite Sam

All Bark, All Buckshot.

Yosemite Sam is pure powder-keg—loud, wild, and constantly lookin’ for a duel. He’s got the cowboy hat, six-shooters, and mustache thick enough to mop a saloon floor. But here’s the truth: Sam’s always gettin’ outsmarted by Bugs, tripped by his own temper, and more bluster than backbone.

Sure, he’s got redneck roots and roughneck energy, but he’s a walking tantrum. A real SphstRDnck needs more than bark and bullets—they need grit, patience, and a code. Sam’s got the look, but not the heart.

Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
More temper than toughness. All boom, no ballast.