Farm-Born, Wall Street Smart—but a Little Too Cozy.
Warren Buffett came from humble Nebraska roots and built an empire from brains and discipline. Lives in the same house he bought in the ’50s, eats McDonald’s for breakfast, and still drives himself to work. Folksy charm meets financial genius. On paper, that’s damn respectable.
But in recent years, he’s played a little too nice with the globalist elite. Big money talks, and Buffett listens, even when it means bailing out billionaires while regular folks eat inflation. He’s got the demeanor of your kindly grandpa—but sometimes acts like he forgot which porch he came from.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
Smart as hell. But loyalty’s split between Main Street and Davos.