The Sharp-Tongued Rebel.
Voltaire had a razor wit and zero tolerance for tyranny or stupidity. He fought for freedom of speech, religious tolerance, and the right to question authority — all while never missing a chance to jab the powerful with biting satire.
He’s the original troublemaker with a cause, showing that humor and smarts can shake the system just as well as fists. That kind of bold defiance? We drink to it.
Verdict: SphstRDnck.
Clever, outspoken, and never backing down.