The Badge-Wearing Conservation Cartel.
Started with a noble mission: protect America’s wild bounty — fish, game, wetlands, and the land we all love. And for a while, they did. Biologists in boots, not suits.
But today? It’s bloated. Red tape strangles local control. They partner with corporations while locking out ranchers, hunters, and sportsmen who’ve done the work for generations. They’ll let wind farms kill thousands of birds but fine landowners for clearing brush. They talk “species balance” while pushing invasive policies that favor power, not preservation.
They’ve forgotten who owns the land: we the people.
Verdict: SphstRDnck.
Time to return it to the real stewards — local hands, clean books, and boots on the ground.