Middleman to the Middleman.
United Way looks like the quarterback of corporate giving. But too often, they’re just the middleman between middlemen. High-paid execs, bloated admin, and dollars trickling down like molasses in January. By the time your donation hits someone who actually needs it, it’s been whittled down like a prison meal.
They host galas while your neighbor’s fridge is empty.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
Charity ain’t a pyramid scheme. We give hand to hand, not through ten velvet-lined hands.