A Global Stamp That Forgot the Soil.
United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization.
Started with good intentions — preserve heritage, promote peace through education and culture. But peel back the curtain and you’ll find it’s just another UN tentacle, wrapped in red tape and global politics. Bureaucrats in suits decide which ruins get a gold star while ignoring places where real culture actually lives — dirt roads, back porches, hand-built churches, stories passed down in calloused hands.
They speak of equity, but their map’s drawn by elites. They praise “inclusion” while excluding anything that doesn’t fit their narrative or global image.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
If the dirt road don’t qualify as a heritage site, we don’t care who signed your plaque. Real culture ain’t kept behind velvet ropes.