Trilateral Commission

The Global Braintrust

Founded to foster cooperation between North America, Europe, and Japan — but let’s be real, it’s the same suit-and-tie types drawing blueprints for a borderless world. Lots of talk about stability and democracy, but the endgame always seems to put common folks second to global markets and polished politics.

Verdict: Not SphstRDnck. Too much globalism, not enough grounded wisdom. We believe in neighbors, not overlords.