Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt

Cowboy in the White House.

Teddy Roosevelt was a trust-busting president with the heart of a rancher and the hands of a fighter. He ranched in the Dakotas, hunted bear, read books by the dozen, and still found time to charge San Juan Hill. He didn’t ride both sides of the fence—he built the damn fence and painted it himself.

Teddy hated corruption, stood up for the common man, and made conservation cool before it was a buzzword. A true Rough Rider with a silver tongue and a spine of iron.

Verdict: SphstRDnck.
The original cowboy statesman—smart, tough, and rooted deep.