The Saudi Royal Family

Oil Kings with Iron Fists.

Gold-plated palaces, private jets, and strict control over an entire nation’s voice. The Saudi royals run their kingdom like a business — and the workers don’t get a say. They’ve cozied up to the West while punishing dissent at home, trading oil for silence. Say the wrong thing? You disappear.

Verdict: Not SphstRDnck. Wealth without freedom ain’t worth a damn. No man should rule without being questioned.