The New York Times

From Gray Lady to Gatekeeper.

The Times had a run—once a beacon of high-brow journalism and cultural heft. But these days, it’s less about reporting the truth and more about curating the right kind of outrage. They’ve lost their curiosity about middle America and traded journalistic grit for ideological grooming.

They don’t see Main Street unless it’s part of a trend piece. And they sure as hell wouldn’t understand a man who works with his hands and thinks with his gut.

Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
Reads well, writes pretty, but forgot who built the roads they ride on.