The Illuminati

 Shadow Puppeteers of the New World Joke.

Maybe it’s real. Maybe it ain’t. But too many powerful people act like they’re reading from the same twisted script. Whether it’s backroom deals, globalist plans, or elite handshakes we’re not supposed to see — something’s pulling strings above the ballot box. Call it the Illuminati, call it the Cabal, call it whatever you want. It walks like control, talks like tyranny.

Verdict: Not SphstRDnck. If it hides in the dark and moves the world without consent, we’re against it.