Old Money in a Modern World
They smile, wave, and stay rich while taxpayers foot the bill. Sure, they’ve got charm and tradition — but at the end of the day, it’s a family business propped up by pageantry and public distraction. The monarchy may be symbolic now, but it still lives off the labor of others.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck. Too much velvet, not enough calluses. Royalty is a fairy tale we stopped believing a long time ago.