The Quiet, Locked-Down Messenger.
Signal is the rugged, no-nonsense messenger built for privacy and security. No ads, no data mining — just plain, encrypted talk. For those who want to keep their conversations off the grid and out of the big tech spotlight, this is the go-to.
It’s like the trusty pickup truck that just works — no bells and whistles, just solid protection.
Verdict: Certified SphstRDnck.
Privacy first, no nonsense.