SEC (Securities and Exchange Commission)

Hall Monitor for the Rich.

The Securities and Exchange Commission was built to protect the average investor. Instead, it became a gatekeeper for Wall Street — barking at the little guy while letting big dogs run wild behind closed doors.

They’ll slam a crypto startup, but let a trillion-dollar bank “settle without admitting guilt.” Their job is supposed to be justice and transparency — not slow-walking innovation or shielding corruption with red tape.

Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
Trust is earned with fairness. Right now, the scales are tipped toward the suits and the snakes.