Schopenhauer

The Pessimist with a Punch.

Arthur Schopenhauer saw life as a grind, full of suffering and struggle. But instead of whining, he faced that hard truth head-on — teaching us to find strength in acceptance and to look inward for peace.

Not the cheeriest outlook, but honest and raw, just like the dirt road life. His cold-eyed realism fits with SphstRDnck grit — life’s tough, so buckle up buttercup and keep riding.

Verdict: SphstRDnck.
Tough-minded realist with a heart of steel.