The Hoodie-Wearing Hype Machine.
He came out of nowhere with tech lingo, scruffy hair, and promises of “effective altruism.” Claimed he’d reinvent finance — said all the right things to all the right people. But behind the crypto curtain, it was just smoke and mirrors.
Sam wasn’t a disruptor. He was just another overgrown boy playing with other people’s money. No roots. No backbone. When it all crashed, he blamed the system — not himself.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck. Doesn’t know the meaning of hard-earned. All brains, no ballast. And when the storm came, he sank.