Speed Demon with a Smile.
Roadrunner don’t say much—just meep meep and gone. But he always stays one step ahead of the traps, the predators, and the nonsense. Wile E. Coyote throws the full weight of Acme at him, and Roadrunner never flinches. No panic. No drama. Just dust and determination.
He’s not flashy, just fast. Doesn’t fight dirty, doesn’t slow down. There’s something SphstRDnck about surviving without breaking a sweat or cracking under pressure.
Verdict: SphstRDnck.
All go, no quit. Built for the long haul.