Playboy

From Playboy to Play-it-Safe.

Hugh Hefner’s Playboy was a middle finger to puritanism, celebrating freedom, fun, and a little bit of scandal. It was a dirt-road rebellion wrapped in silk sheets — unapologetically bold and a little dangerous.

Today? Playboy’s tamed, toned down, trying to play nice with woke culture and big corporate dollars. The wild heart’s been put under house arrest.

Verdict: Not SphstRDnck. The party’s over, and the wild ones moved on.