Paul Skenes

The Cannon Arm from Cajun Country.

Straight outta LSU and throwing heat like the damn furnace of July. Paul Skenes didn’t just stroll into the big leagues — he kicked the door off the hinges. Drafted No. 1 and backed it up with the kind of power and poise that makes old-timers smile and hitters shake.

He’s young, sure. But there’s grit in that grip. Military roots. Clean-cut. Eyes forward. He’s got the makings of a modern legend if he stays grounded and keeps letting his work speak louder than any tweet ever could.

Verdict: SphstRDnck.
Hot hand. Humble mind. Blue-collar attitude with a golden arm. Keep your eye on this one.