National Propaganda Radio
NPR (National Public Radio) used to mean thoughtful reporting, in-depth storytelling, and calm voices on the dial. It was the choice for folks who didn’t want the yelling — just the facts, told with a little soul. Funded by taxpayers and donors, it was supposed to serve everyone — not pick sides.
But over the years, NPR traded balance for bias. The tone stayed soft, but the tilt got loud. What once felt like intellectual curiosity now feels like an Ivy League book club preaching to the choir. Every story seems to lean the same way — coastal, elite, and allergic to dissent.
They’ll explore a thousand angles — unless one of them threatens the narrative.
The real kicker? They still act like they’re above it all. No ads, no outrage, just “public radio.” But behind that calm delivery is a steady stream of culture war spin and political favoritism — dressed up in nice grammar and soothing piano transitions.
They say they speak truth to power, but only if it’s the right kind of power.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
Pretty voice, polished lies. You can whisper spin, but it’s still spin.