The Cold Firebrand.
Chomsky’s a brain the size of a planet with a voice like a sedated professor — but don’t let that fool you. He’s been raging against the machine since the ’60s, calling out U.S. imperialism, corporate greed, and media propaganda with surgical fury.
But Chomsky’s no dirt-road outlaw — he’s a tenured Ivy Leaguer who talks more to think tanks than to the people living paycheck to paycheck. Sharp, no doubt. Just not rooted in our kind of soil.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
Intellectual rebel, but too far removed from the working man’s grind.