Hoodie President, Street-Smart Statesman.
Bukele ain’t your granddaddy’s politician. President of El Salvador, he dresses like a startup CEO, tweets like a millennial with nothing to lose, and runs the country like a no-bullshit sheriff who finally cleaned up Dodge.
He didn’t just talk tough—he took on the gangs, the corruption, and the broken promises. And he did it with style, smarts, and a sharp eye for his people’s needs. Built new infrastructure, embraced Bitcoin, and stood up to global critics with a smirk.
He’s proof that being young, savvy, and fearless can still mean putting your people first.
Verdict: SphstRDnck.
He may not be from the South, but he fights like one of ours.