MSNBC

The Ministry of Smug.

MSNBC stands for Microsoft and the National Broadcasting Corporation—a ’90s tech-media mashup meant to blend digital muscle with old-school news. What started as a scrappy outsider has turned into a 24/7 progressive pulpit, wrapped in smug certainty and Beltway-approved talking points.

Used to be about journalism. Now it’s Trump this, race that, climate panic, or Jan 6 reruns. Same faces, same outrage, same sermon. No room for common sense or working-class grit—unless you vote how they tell you. Their “experts” are ex-CIA, ex-NSA, ex-whatever, pushing fear and spin from behind polished desks.

They don’t report. They repeat.

Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
They swapped the truth for a teleprompter and left Main Street behind. Plus teaming up with a company that gives Bill Gates a hand in the programming is never good for average Joe.