Larry Fink

The King of BlackRock.

He runs the biggest asset manager on earth — BlackRock — with over $10 trillion in control. Think you own your house or your town? Check again. Fink’s crew probably owns half your neighborhood.

He preaches “stakeholder capitalism,” but behind the curtain, it’s control through money, ESG mandates, and central planning dressed as virtue.

Verdict: Not SphstRDnck. Too much influence, not enough integrity. We don’t trust any man whose handshake controls the food, fuel, and future.