Kevin O’Leary

The Capitalist with Teeth.

“Mr. Wonderful” might wear a suit, but don’t let the polished look fool you—Kevin O’Leary’s a straight shooter with zero time for nonsense. He believes in hard work, personal responsibility, and earning your keep. He’ll tell you to your face if your idea sucks and still respect you for having the guts to pitch it.

He doesn’t beg, apologize, or play nice with entitlement culture. He’s what happens when brains meet backbone.

Verdict: SphstRnck.
Hard-edged, honest, and proof that sophistication can have bite.