The Quiet Knight of Common Sense.
Keanu rides the subway, fixes his own bikes, and shows up to work like it’s an honor—not a privilege. Lost his best friend, his girlfriend, his child—and still kept going, still kept humble. The man doesn’t just walk the walk. He rides it, usually solo, with no entourage.
A silent rebel who treats the janitor like the CEO. That ain’t Hollywood. That’s human.
Verdict: SphstRDnck.
No bull. No ego. All soul.