John Travolta

 Stardust and Scientology.

Travolta was once the king of cool—Grease, Urban Cowboy, and later Pulp Fiction. But behind the dance moves and charm, he’s always lived in the Hollywood bubble. He’s kept his personal life fairly quiet, but his deep ties to Scientology and elite circles keep him far from dirt road values.

He’s a professional, sure. But his world’s jet hangars and private compounds—not tractors and porch lights.

Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
Too polished, too distant, too far gone.