John Daley

A mullet, a Marlboro, and a middle finger to the system.

Daly showed up to golf’s country club in loud pants and said, “Deal with it.” Raw talent, no filter, and no apologies. He drinks, he gambles, he’s made mistakes—but he never faked it. Fans love him because he’s a flawed, fearless, walkin’ contradiction who never sold out. He plays golf like a dirt-road outlaw sings the blues—loud, honest, and full of heart.

Verdict: SphstRDnck.
He ain’t perfect—but he’s ours. And he never pretended to be anything else.