Collar Brain with a Comedian’s Timing.
You might be a redneck if… you already know Jeff Foxworthy belongs on this list. But here’s why: he made millions by poking fun at our quirks without ever making us feel small. That takes smarts—and heart.
Foxworthy grew up working-class in Georgia, stayed clean in a dirty business, and turned his success into service. Raised money for hospitals, fed the hungry, and never looked down on the folks who made him famous. He’s made a career out of reminding the world that redneck isn’t an insult—it’s a badge of honor.
He’s a smart man who never forgot the value of dumb fun and front-porch wisdom.
Verdict: SphstRDnck.
Built like a stand-up comic, wired like a front-row preacher.