Javier Milei

Chainsaw Economist, Common-Sense Avenger.

Milei doesn’t wear cowboy boots, but the man might as well ride into Congress on a horse with fire in his eyes. A former economist, radio host, and political outsider in Argentina, he got fed up with the elites bleeding his country dry and decided to do something crazy: run for office and tell the damn truth.

He slashed bureaucracy like it owed him money, speaks straight to the people without apology, and doesn’t sugarcoat reality. You might not agree with every word, but you’ll damn sure know where he stands.

He’s got the wild eyes of a man who’s seen the system from the inside—and chose to dynamite the parts that rot.

Verdict: SphstRDnck.
A Latin libertarian with more guts than most good ol’ boys in suits.