Red, Yellow, and All-American Showman.
The Hulkster is a cultural icon—bandanas, body slams, and “Whatcha gonna do, brother?!” He’s the kind of over-the-top that makes you grin, but behind the persona is a guy who loved his fans, backed the troops, and wore his heart (and his cross) on his sleeve.
Yeah, he’s had scandals—no doubt—but he came back owning his mistakes and asking forgiveness. And at the end of the day, he never tried to act better than the folks who bought his shirts and cheered his name.
Verdict: SphstRDnck.
Larger-than-life, but grounded in America.