Urban Cowboy With Sawdust on the Floor.
Biggest honky-tonk in the world, back in Pasadena, Texas. It had bull riding, beer, country legends, and blue-collar swagger. It blew up thanks to Urban Cowboy, but before Hollywood showed up, it was a real-deal joint for folks who worked hard and danced harder. Mechanical bull might’ve gone mainstream, but Gilley’s never lost its country soul.
Verdict: SphstRDnck.
Loud music, longneck beers, and jeans covered in dust? Now that’s home turf.