Loud, Proud, and Full of Hayseed Wisdom.
Foghorn’s the mouthiest rooster in the barnyard—half preacher, half old-timey baseball coach. He talks in circles, cracks jokes, and never lets the small stuff ruffle his feathers. Behind the bluster, though, is a rooster with a soft spot and a code.
He’s a Southern stereotype, sure—but one drawn with love. He believes in hard work, common sense, and teaching young’uns how to grow a spine. And while he runs his mouth, he means well and never hides from a scrap.
Verdict: SphstRDnck.
Feathers and all, he’s got country soul and front porch charm.