The Bureau of Bought Science.
Supposed to protect us from poison. Lately, just another rubber stamp for Big Pharma and Big Food. One minute they ban raw milk, the next they approve fast-tracked injections with zero long-term data. Their advisory panels are littered with folks who used to work at Pfizer, Moderna, and Monsanto.
They’ve become the revolving door between the labs and the lobby. You want approval? Write a check. You want to sell a vitamin? Lawyer up.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
Real watchdogs bite. This one’s been trained not to bark.