From Untouchable to Untrustable.
J. Edgar Hoover’s legacy might’ve started with busting bank robbers, but the modern FBI? It’s less lawman, more political weapon. They spied on presidents, targeted parents at school board meetings, and let Epstein rot in peace. They’ll kick in the wrong doors while ignoring the ones wide open in D.C.
There are good agents, no doubt. Brave folks who risk it all. But the institution at the top? It’s rotted — from Russiagate to raids, it’s shown us that it’ll protect the powerful and persecute the rest.
Verdict: Was once SphstRDnck.
Now it’s a fed-fueled Frankenstein. Needs a clean sweep before it earns our trust back.