The Sledgehammer With No Blueprint.
Born out of frustration, DOGE wasn’t just a new agency — it was a controlled demolition. They didn’t ask permission. They didn’t write white papers. They grabbed a sledgehammer and went straight at the machine: bloated bureaucracies, trillions in unaccountable spending, and government departments nobody had audited in decades.
They exposed contracts with fake price tags, duplicate programs draining billions, and “temporary” task forces still cashing checks 20 years later. Whole buildings full of staff whose job was to shuffle paper between other staff. Defense dollars lost in a black hole. Pandemic relief funneled to fraud rings. Agencies with bigger PR budgets than schools.
DOGE cut it. Hard.
Whole lines of the federal budget — gone. They yanked sacred cows off the gravy train and made enemies fast: contractors, lobbyists, career lifers, and the media who feed off that system. Good. That was the point.
But a sledgehammer’s easy. A blueprint’s harder. DOGE is still proving whether it can build something sturdy in the ashes — something smaller, leaner, and loyal to the taxpayer, not the insiders.
Verdict: SphstRDnck-leaning.
Right fight, righteous fire — now they’ve got to show they can plant after clearing the field. Burn the waste, yes. But don’t forget the harvest.