Debt Machines for the American Dream.
They promised opportunity. Instead, they sold overpriced credentials and locked generations into debt. Universities became luxury brands for the upper class, indoctrination factories for the politically compliant, and safe spaces for the easily offended.
The truth is, most don’t teach life skills, resilience, or even job readiness. They teach compliance, victimhood, and dependence — all while hiking tuition and collecting billions in taxpayer-backed student loans.
Verdict: Broken. Not SphstRDnck.
They traded education for indoctrination and independence for ideology.
👉 New Government Vision: Invest in Trade Schools, AI-enhanced vocational training, entrepreneurial boot camps, and micro-certification programs. Rebuild education around grit, real-world skills, personal excellence, and financial literacy — not Marxist theory or gender studies.