The Deal-Maker in Designer Suits.
Career politician. Power broker. Lobbyist whisperer. Chuck’s been swimming in the D.C. swamp longer than most of us have been paying taxes. He’s slick, calculated, and always got a camera-ready grin — but don’t let that smile fool you. He’s the kind of man who’ll shake your hand while counting the donors behind your back.
While New York’s working class got squeezed, Schumer got cozy with Wall Street, Big Pharma, and Big Tech. He speaks for “the people” when the mic’s hot, but votes for the elites when the room’s closed. And when truth starts making folks uncomfortable, he’s the first one calling for censorship — “for your safety,” of course.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
Too polished. Too scripted. Too willing to sell out the dirt roads for another press conference.