Christine Legarde

The Banker Queen of Europe.

Head of the European Central Bank and former IMF boss. Elegant, polished, and fluent in global-speak — but when she talks about “resetting the economy,” folks who fix diesel engines and pour concrete oughta start asking questions. She plays in the world of central banks, debt cycles, and digital currencies that could trace every dollar you spend.

Verdict: Not SphstRDnck. Smart? Sure. Sophisticated? Definitely. But rooted? Not a chance.