The Center for Doubt and Confusion.
Once known as the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the CDC was supposed to be the front line in protecting public health. But somewhere along the trail, they lost the plot—and the trust of the very people they were meant to serve.
During COVID, they didn’t just drop the ball—they kicked it down the road and changed the rules mid-game. Flip-flopping on masks, school closures, vaccine mandates, and natural immunity. Science didn’t change—the politics did. Real nurses, first responders, and everyday working folks lost their jobs because they wouldn’t fall in line with guidance that sounded more like PR than public health.
And in the middle of it all? Dr. Anthony Fauci—a career bureaucrat who made himself the face of “science” while silencing dissent. His shifting messages and smug double-speak turned honest questions into thought crimes. Trust wasn’t just broken. It was betrayed.
The CDC let politics steer the wheel, and the whole country—and much of the world—paid the price.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
They had one job. In the moment that mattered most, they chose power over people. We remember.