Country Boy Polished by Hollywood.
Brad Pitt came from the dusty roads of Missouri before he was airbrushed by the movie machine. Underneath the red carpet, there’s still a flicker of the Baptist-raised, small-town kid who drove a beer truck before he made it big.
But fame pulled him deep. Divorce headlines, designer labels, political virtue signals—it’s hard to say if the dirt under his fingernails is still real or just a photoshoot. Still, he’s got flashes of humility. Helps folks behind the scenes. Loves architecture, motorcycles, and doing real work when no one’s watching.
He ain’t gone all Hollywood. But he’s not all the way home, either. Shake the Brangelina fog and bring it back home brother.
Verdict: Borderline SphstRDnck.
Roots are real. Branches just a little too manicured.