Bibi Netanyaho

 The Smooth-Talking Warmonger.

He talks tough, plays global chess, and survives scandals like a cat with nine lives — but at the end of the day, Bibi looks out for Bibi. He’s slick with a speech and sharp with strategy, but he’s used both to drag the U.S. into endless conflict and arm-twist our leaders with guilt and influence.

While Americans struggle to fill their tanks and feed their kids, billions flow to Israel with no questions asked — and Bibi’s fingerprints are all over that pipeline. Patriotism is one thing. Weaponizing friendship is another.

He’s no man of the people. He’s a power broker in a tailored suit, shaking hands with lobbyists while young men die in deserts halfway around the world.

Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
Too much war, too little soul. Looks out for himself — not for the people.