The Smiling Snake in the Suit.
Bernie wasn’t a hustler. He was a predator in a pressed shirt. While regular folks clocked in every morning, he built a house of lies on their savings. He didn’t just scam the rich — he robbed retirees, nonprofits, and working-class dreamers who trusted him.
Madoff wasn’t clever — he was cowardly. A con man wrapped in country club charm. He didn’t create value or lift anyone up. He just fed off the system like a parasite until it collapsed.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck. Slick talker, empty soul. A thief with no calluses, no conscience, and no class.