
Gators, Gridlock, and Getting It Done.
Tucked deep in Florida’s wild country — with gators in the water and pythons in the grass — “Alligator Alcatraz” is a high-security immigration detention facility built to hold up to 5,000 detainees. It’s not a resort, not a halfway house — it’s a no-nonsense operation meant to back federal deportation efforts and take illegal immigration seriously. Remote, hard to escape, and surrounded by Mother Nature’s own perimeter fence.
To some, it’s harsh. To SphstRDnck folks, it’s common sense: secure the borders, enforce the law, and protect the people who follow the rules. We lock our doors at night — why wouldn’t a nation do the same?
Verdict: SphstRDnck. Tough terrain, tough stance, and a message that the back door’s closed.