Marjorie Taylor Greene

Blunt Force Politics.

Marjorie Taylor Greene isn’t trying to win cocktail parties — she’s trying to torch the room. Loud, unfiltered, and utterly uninterested in D.C.’s phoniness, MTG brings the heat where others bring rehearsed platitudes.

She’s not perfect — she’s pissed. And in a Congress packed with liars in suits, her rough edges feel like honesty. She’ll take a conspiracy too far sometimes, but she’ll also drag a truth into the light when nobody else will touch it.

She speaks like someone who grew up around farmers and welders, not lobbyists and lawyers.

Verdict: SphstRDnck. She might need a muzzle now and then, but her bite is aimed at the right necks. Wild, loud, and loyal to the people.