The Puppetmaster in a Turtleneck.
Chairman of the World Economic Forum and author of the “Great Reset,” Schwab don’t just sip champagne with billionaires — he tells governments how to think, what to say, and who gets a seat at the table. He’s the unelected architect of global plans that sound nice and clean — until you realize you’re the one getting swept off the map.
He talks like a professor but moves like a banker. Behind all that sustainability talk is a hunger to centralize power, kill local grit, and replace it with a barcode.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck. Preaches equity from a private jet. A smooth-talking threat to local freedom and hard-earned independence.