The OG Wordsmith Who Knew How to Throw Hands in Verse.
Don’t let the ole British proper English fool you — Shakespeare was as gritty as it gets. Betrayal, murder, ambition, love gone wrong — the man understood the human condition and wrote it so true we still quote him centuries later. He captured kings and beggars, drunks and warriors, with a pen sharper than a switchblade.
Verdict: SphstRDnck.
He might’ve worn tights, but his words cut deep. Timeless grit in fancy clothes — that’s sophisticated redneck if there ever was.