ACLU — Freedom Fighters Turned Selective Saviors.
The American Civil Liberties Union used to be a bulldog for liberty — defending free speech, due process, and the Constitution, no matter how messy the case. Nazis, protesters, prisoners — if your rights were on the line, they showed up. Principle over politics.
But now? They pick and choose. If your cause fits the current cultural narrative, they’ll raise hell. If not — silence. They’ll fight for drag queens reading to kids, but won’t touch a case where someone’s punished for quoting the Bible or refusing a jab. That ain’t civil liberty — that’s brand management.
They didn’t just shift. They sold out. Swapped the Bill of Rights for a Twitter-approved checklist.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
Used to walk the hard road of principle. Now they ride shotgun with the culture cops.