The Royal Wrecking Ball.
Henry VIII tore through wives, religion, and anyone who told him “no.” Bold? Definitely. Ruthless? Absolutely. But SphstRDnck? Not even close. While he had a strong backbone, he used it to prop up arrogance and indulgence, not justice or truth.
He broke from Rome just to get his way and ruled like the world owed him everything. That ain’t leadership rooted in grit—that’s just tyranny in tights.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
Spoiled, self-serving, and about as grounded as a peacock in a palace.