Mad Scientist with a Pickup.
This one’s complicated. Elon thinks big—Mars, AI, electric trucks, brain chips—and he backs it up with action. That Cybertruck might look like a doorstop, but the man built rockets that land themselves. He shoots off tweets like bottle rockets and couldn’t care less what elite media thinks.
But here’s the thing—SphstRDnck ain’t about being a genius. It’s about common sense, loyalty, and doing right by your people. Elon lives in the clouds. No small-town heart. No real sign he knows what it’s like to fix a fence post or haul hay.
Verdict: Not SphstRDnck.
Bold, brilliant, batshit—but no rural roots or soul grit.